It’s hilarious to think of the internet as your own. But if you think about it, while you are on my website, you’re (virtually) in my house. I would like to welcome you to a place that is meant for those who know me and hopefully like me. If blogs aren’t your thing, follow me on Instagram (@tmeffert) and WhatsApp. And always know that I love you very much, even though I don’t call, text, write, email, or go on Facebook.
This place is not meant for stalkers, headhunters, creeps, potential employers, or federal governments of any kind, although I’m sure a few of them will stumble in from time to time. In which case, I will offer them cookies.